cockeyed
1. [ adjective ] turned or twisted toward one side
Synonyms: awry skew-whiff lopsided wonky askew
Examples:

"a...youth with a gorgeous red necktie all awry"- G.K.Chesterton "his wig was, as the British say, skew-whiff"

Related terms: crooked
2. [ adjective ] turned or twisted toward one side
Synonyms: awry wonky lopsided askew
Examples:

"a...youth with a gorgeous red necktie all awry"- G.K.Chesterton

Related terms: crooked
3. [ adjective ] very drunk
Synonyms: crocked tipsy pissed fuddled blind_drunk slopped soused pixilated plastered potty sloshed loaded smashed soaked pie-eyed sozzled squiffy stiff tiddley tiddly tight blotto wet besotted
Related terms: cant intoxicated
4. [ adjective ] completely devoid of wisdom or good sense
Synonyms: ridiculous preposterous absurd laughable nonsensical idiotic ludicrous derisory
Examples:

"the absurd excuse that the dog ate his homework" "a contribution so small as to be laughable" "it is ludicrous to call a cottage a mansion" "a preposterous attempt to turn back the pages of history"

Related terms: foolish
Similar spelling:   cooked
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  Cockett
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